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13 February 2010 @ 11:37 am
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WILL SOMEONE TIE JACK DONAGHY'S TIE PROPERLY?
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hobnobofjoy on February 13th, 2010 12:44 am (UTC)
ME! ME! I VOLUNTEER THE SHIT OUT OF THIS ASSIGNMENT!
Shoon McAldrum: DH_The Jugglerpeoplewantducks on February 13th, 2010 12:47 am (UTC)
WELL, YEAH.


BUT I WANT SOMEONE WHO'S ALREADY BEING PAID TO DRESS HIM TO DO IT!
Shoon McAldrum: 30Rock: Moronsayswhat?peoplewantducks on February 13th, 2010 02:24 am (UTC)
JUDGING BY A PICTURE OF AB WEARING A TIE, HE MIGHT DO IT HIMSELF?

GAH, MAN. TIE A WINDSOR KNOT!
The machine that goes PING!cherry_pizza on February 13th, 2010 04:34 am (UTC)
You make me feel so dirty, I only ever do/have only ever mastered a four-in-hand knot.

So, when he co-hosts the Oscars, would you rather see him have a clip-on bowtie which guarantees it looks 'proper' or a self-tied bowtie that may be subject to imperfections?
Shoon McAldrum: 30Rock: Moronsayswhat?peoplewantducks on February 13th, 2010 05:33 am (UTC)
I am a big fan of the real boat. Not ever having tied one myself, I am going to assume there is only way


HOWEVER, with long ties there's the girlie knot (which looks like a wonky triangle and comes undone easily) and the windsor knot. ONLY ONE IS A REAL KNOT.

Yes I am a keen knot-observer
The machine that goes PING!cherry_pizza on February 13th, 2010 05:36 am (UTC)
Alas, knots are something I can not observe with the irrational level of depth with which I observe other genres. Since, y'know, I was forced into Boy Scouts against my will as a kid...
Shoon McAldrum: DH_Spicks & Speckspeoplewantducks on February 13th, 2010 06:04 am (UTC)
I suppose.


Though I was a Guide (semi-willingly) I'm not into all knots... mostly necktie knots, LOL
The machine that goes PING!cherry_pizza on February 13th, 2010 06:07 am (UTC)
Were Girl Guides blessed with woggles for their scarves?

Did you ever sell packets of Girl Guide biscuits?
Shoon McAldrum: DH_TBJpeoplewantducks on February 13th, 2010 06:08 am (UTC)
Yes and yes!
The machine that goes PING!cherry_pizza on February 13th, 2010 06:12 am (UTC)
How many Girl Guides were ground up to make a single packet of biscuits?
Shoon McAldrum: Tony & Carolpeoplewantducks on February 13th, 2010 06:42 am (UTC)
1.4 average-sized ones.